More Max in suburbia, and adventure about Xanax

This is my neighborhood. I live here. There are about 20-25 of us. Glider pilots, Climbers, snoboarders and base jumpers. We live on one block. Steep Mountain Drive. In Draper Utah. Surrounded by Mormons. LDS. Plesant Ville.



I Found out that almost 90% of all women in Sandy (The next town over) are on Xanax! Serious. And it explaines a lot. Like why I get stuck behind housewives during a red light and watch the light go from Red to Green and back to red.....and they dont MOVE! and no one honks.



So on this day.....I stood on the side walk and watched the cars go by. Just started at them. They tried violently to avoid eye contact. "Keep driving, dont look at the crazy person, act like you dont seen them."

Xanax.